WE HAVE FINALLY ACHIEVED THE PINNACLE OF OUR CAREER BY PLAYING IN SCUNTHORPE. THE EVENT HAPPENED ON 12 SEPTEMBER 2026 AND WE BLAZED HOT RIFFS EFFORTLESSLY. ALSO ON THE BILL WERE SICKCINO AND THE LUDDITE COLLECTIVE FROM WHOM THE ABOVE PHOTOGRAPH WAS STOLEN.
NEXT ROCK FORMATION SHALL BE CONSTRUCTED AT YORK FULFORD ARMS 10 OCTOBER...
BEHOLD, OUR HOT NEW VIDEO 'FRIEND NO MORE' UNLEASHED IN YOUR MIND, ALL OF THE TIME. WE ARE CONTINUING OUR NOBLE QUEST TO CREATE THE ROCK IN NEW TERRITORIES. THIS TIME WE SHALL SLAY THE TOWN OF SCUNTHROPE, OUR FIRST MISSION IN NORTH LINCOLNSHIRE. THE ROCK EVENT SHALL BE ON SATURDAY 12 SEPTEMBER 12 AT CAFE INDIE. THE RIFFS WILL RAIN DOWN LIKE HOLY WATER...
WE HAVE ONCE AGAIN CREATED THE ROCK AT FULFORD ARMS. THERE WAS THE SELLING OF TWO TSHIRTS AND THREE CDS AND WE WILL APPROACH OUR NEXT ROCK SHOWS IN SEPTEMBER WITH OUTSTRETCHED ARMS...
WE SLAYED EVERYONE ATTENDING OUR TRIUMPHANT ROCK SHOW AT YORK FULFORD ARMS. ONE MAN FROM A ZINE CALLED GOD IS IN THE TV WAS SO IMPRESSED THAT HE WROTE A CONGRATULATORY REVIEW. AND TOOK THE PHOTOGRAPHS ABOVE. NEXT STOP, YORK FULFORD ARMS 17 JULY 2026. YOU ARE WARNED...
BEFORE THAT, WE SLAYED EVERYONE ATTENDING OUR ROCK SHOW SUPPORTING BEVIS FROND IN LEEDS. WE REALLY SLAYED IT AND SOLD TWO DELUXE TSHIRTS....
WE CREATED A MASSIVE ROCK FORMATION AT THE YORK BLACK HORSE LAST WEEK. NEXT WEEK WE BOW DOWN TO THE BEVIS FROND AT LEEDS ATTIC ON 2 JUNE 2026
WE DON'T USUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO REVIEWS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL USUALLY TERRIBLE WE ARE FAR TOO IMPORTANT BUT HERE IS A NICE GIG REVIEW AND A CHARMING ALBUM REVIEW..
WE ARE THE HARDEST WORKING BAND IN ROCK. HITTING THE ROAD AGAIN THIS JUNE. YORK, LEEDS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. CHECK OUT HOT NEW VIDEO FOR 'WASTED MIND' BELOW:
WE ARE MAKING A RETURN VISIT TO YORK BLACK HORSE ON 4 JUNE 2026. LOUDER, FASTER, MORE ECONOMICALLY VIABLE...